New Super Podcast Mix Thang! The TATP Years: 1992

Nostalgia – it’s not how Andrew Collins remembers it used to be. But for forty five minutes it’s exactly how it used to be for you! And probably for Andrew Collins a bit too.

Yes, if you’re feeling ever so slightly tired of how all of those clip-structured ‘sound collage’ nostalgia shows always seem to use the same well-known and relatively heavyweight archival footage to evoke the sociocultural ‘mood’ of Phil Cool drinking Citrus Spring, then here’s the alternative! Turning the approach of The Rock’n'Roll Years and Sounds Of The 20th Century upside down, the Talk About The Passion team are putting together a series of podcasts covering specific years, featuring half-forgotten mid-chart hits with clips from cult TV and radio shows, underachieving films, annoyingly inescapable adverts and other assorted (mostly puppet-driven) ephemera. In other words, the pop cultural past as YOU remember it. And probably Andrew Collins a bit too.

The first of these podcasts covers 1992, so if The Bouncer by Kicks Like A Mule, Zig & Zag interviewing East 17, and the difference between ‘Football’ and ‘Muggy Bonehead’ mean more to you than Shakespear’s Sister and the European Monetary Union, get ready for forty five minutes of Rob Newman-era past-remembering thrill-packed retro fun!

Talk About 1992 was put together by Ben Baker with Tim Worthington and Phil Catterall. And probably Andrew Collins a bit too. And if you like it, please say so somewhere as we’d like to do more of these but would equally like to be sure that people are listening and enjoying first…!

And now the important bit: you can hear The TATP Years: 1992 at Talk About The Passion, and download some of our other podcasts while you’re there, would you? That means you as well, Andrew Collins. Cheers!

Top Of The Titles: #3 The World Of Survival

WHAT WAS IT?
‘Syndication’-conscious reconfiguration of Anglia’s sedate early evening eco-pioneering zen-out Survival for thrill-seeking American market, with judicious addition of John Forsythe narration to facilitate transatlantic comprehension. Natural habitat – that awkward gap between the end of Saturday Morning children’s programming and the start of World Of Sport. EIGHT POINTS.

WHAT HAPPENS?
One of those none-more-seventies rotating model Earths that somehow never quite looked as convincing as the BBC Globe goes on whistle-stop tour of the continents with overexposed 16mm footage of the weird and wonderful wildlife to be found in each, via the transitional effect of an even-more-none-more-seventies shower of tessellating squares. This in turn gives way to one of those even-more-even-more-none-more-seventies graphical representations of the Earth as a sort of slightly out of proportion grid thing, which promptly doubles up as the ‘o’ in the programme logo. NINE POINTS.

CUE THE MUSIC!
Starts out with strident Current Affairs-style brass-led bombasticness, but only a couple of bars later alarming Micro Moog-mayhem slips its moorings and proceeds to squiggle its way across the remainder of the theme as if trying to shake juvenile nature lovers awake with the shock of the musical new. Probably a better ambassador for the synthesiser age than Brian Eno and Peter Howell combined. What’s more, this all takes place in the context of a tune that sounds like it should more rightly belong to a long-forgotten American superhero/sci-fi series than to film of ocelots washing. Almost certainly seared indelibly into the subconscious of anyone who witnessed it in the throes of post-Mersey Pirate lethargy. TEN POINTS.

END TITLE INTERESTINGNESS
Probably not a legally applicable term here. All you get is the credits over some static images of that week’s star endangered species, and nondescript pipe-tootling acting as some kind of World Music-derived ‘chillout’ gambit. Hardly worth dwelling on really. TWO POINTS.

CUNNING VARIANTS
And how. Random episodes would, for no readily obvious reason, be introduced by an entire alternate opening sequence, with a less sophisticated (but still more convincing) photographic Earth morphing into a camera lens with completely different animal footage in the middle, a totally different if still Moog-crazy theme tune, and a distracted-sounding voiceover that was hardly likely to pull in the Stateside viewers in their millions. And the Earth still turned into the ‘o’ at the end. Fantastically, you can see this in full here. TEN POINTS.

ICONIC MOMENT
As memory-imprintingly exciting as it may have been, this sort of generic-through-neccessity title sequence didn’t really ‘do’ iconic. At a push, the goose that looks like it’s grown weary of constant media intrusion. Maybe. FOUR POINTS, which nets The World Of Survival a far from extinction-threatened FORTY THREE POINTS.

The TV That Time Forgot Quiz! Part 3: I Disown My Bagpuss

“It’s answers, pals!” read the original draft for this post. And how different from that original draft this finished version will be. Because pals, it’s answers! Yes, it’s time to find out exactly what those thirty five mysterious and not-particularly-informative titles of long-forgotten TV shows that you probably weren’t that interested in to begin with (apart from Hey, It’s My Birthday Too!) were actually all about, and indeed to find out the identity of the winner of the coveted title of Out On Blue Six TV That Time Forgot Quiz Champion Of Champions 2012 (LOGO)!

So, here’s that list of aforementioned-type programmes again, this time with ’answers’ in the form brief one-line summations of the shows in question (Editors Of Nostalgia Websites Covered In Ads That Try To Install Malicious JavaScript Sourced Thingys On Your Computer – why not just lift them directly typos and all for hilariously straight-faced listings without acknowledging where you got them from??), and below that, those Spinners And Losers in full…

How Do You Do!

Carmen Monroe-led proto-multicultural ‘pre-school’ interactivity-activity-jamboree

Four On The Floor

‘Nerd’-festooned Kids In The Hall-prefiguring Canuck sketch show lateralism

The Top Hat Rabbits

Headgear-dwelling Eastern Bloc-animated Briers-translated leporine employment-hunters backed by maddeningly unceasing electric piano motif

Sticks And Stones

Caledonia-situated heavy-handed allegorical racism-broaching CBBC one-off with customary ‘frank’ language

Skip & Fuffy

Swap Shop-bookended post-Trumptonshire sub-Rushton two-handed puppet drollery from Gordon Murray

Hands

Jack Hargreaves-typecasting Tradicraft-heavy sharpening-wheel-centric afternoon filler with overliteral title sequence

The Outsiders

‘Zen Outback’ action thriller with multi-million-decibel theme song

Play It Safe!

Jimmy Savile OBE advises on Public Information-style calamity avoidance

Juice

None-more-1986 swanky-video-effect-strewn Huey Lewis’n'Anita Baker-obsessed pop show

King Greenfingers

Minimalist oddball animated gardening-obsessed Royal with mental Derek Griffiths vocalising

Under The Same Sky

Wordless round-the-world stories narrated by The Book Tower’s Tom Baker

S.P.L.A.T.

Multi-stranded Wide Awake Club-slot-temping TV-am quiz/soap/’bus’ hybrid overseen by ‘A. Wally’

Over The Moon

Studiobound distinguishing-feature-devoid last gasp of Watch With Mother

The Fire Raiser!

Antipodean turn-of-the-century piano-arson-centric thriller with thumping John Cale-esque theme music

Never Kiss Frogs

Sophie Aldred-narrated quirky tales of romance in extreme close-up

Falcon Island

Curly-topped Down Under youngsters have nondescript adventures in remote fishing village

Billy’s Christmas Angels

Mint Juleps-accompanied heartwarming Yuletide yarn about stolen guitar for Tripods completists

The Prom

Bullied American teens enjoy snog-fuelled day-winning to audible consternation of Phillip Schofield

Sex!

Neighbours/Home & Away refugees poke fun at ’hand job’ etiquette in hope of increasing condom-sporting

The Gublins

Swap Shop-bookended post-Trumptonshire sub-Thackray multi-handed puppet drollery from Gordon Murray

Knock Knock [Special Bonus Round - there are actually TWO shows with this name!]

Sunday Gang-usurping songs-about-god-being-all-around overload and/or door-centric CBBC game show with Sophie Aldred almost wearing costumes

Children Of Totem Town

Post-hippy Danish schoolkids declare Mayor-opposing independence in reservation-style gambit

Ring-A-Ding

Ultra-minimalist storytelling from ’white void’ studio-occupying Griffiths

States Of Mind

Bowie-heralded neuroscientific chats between Jonathan Miller and Bearded Blokes

Thomas

Watch With Mother youngster who wasn’t much cop at tidying up

Xerxes

Magisterial imported comedy drama about contest to accrue knicker tags

The Secret Of Steel City

‘It could happen!’ sci-fi grimness about ad-hoc warring Eastern Bloc states with big lasers

Hey, It’s My Birthday Too!

Youngsters sharing spurious ‘birthday’ with ITV get quacking synth-heralded greetings from avuncular continuity announcer

The Flying Kiwi

Directionless toss about vintage car

The Amazing Years Of Cinema

Inappropriately named Douglas Fairbanks ‘Junior’ watches old films of people in biplanes

Primetime

BBC1 Daytime magazine show for ‘older viewer’

Ticket To Ride

Pulaski-aping Cazenvoe-driven travel show postmoderism run amok

S.W.A.L.K.

Dear Heart-infringing Problem Page jokesmithery with stroppy sub-Altered Images theme song

Watch This Space

‘Viewer takeover’ Channel 4 experiment with much falling over in Adidas Gazelles

And the fake one, as correctly identified by just about everyone who entered, was Here’s Stilgoe. But oh how we wish it was real…

And how did everyone do? Well, falling to bottom place from their previous ranking of Out On Blue Six Telly Addicts Champion Of Champions are Garreth F. Hirons Presents Garreth F. Hirons’ Team Featuring Garreth F. Hirons (Garreth F. Hirons), who scored a grand total of zero on account of somehow contriving to submit a blank entry. One place above came ‘Kenny G’, who attained one point from offering “in ansah ta yah question, mah favorite colour is green, and skip an’ fuffy was ah gordon murray show that was a part of a swap shop, not like cwilliams1976 who was not allowed tah be on saturday morning tv, hope that helps”. ‘Phil Catterall And Pal Crow’ achieved the same score by correctly picking out Here’s Stilgoe as the ringer but then offering nothing else bar the suggestion that The Top Hat Rabbits was ‘Mac and Me’. And just above him comes Ben Baker, who despite not offering any serious answers at all, still somehow managed to chalk up three and a half points.

Next up was ‘Some Gravel’ with four points, ‘More Gravel’ with five, ’wcilliams1796′ with six, and ‘Doctor Professor Lord Sir Baron Duke Earl Chief President Marquis Viscount Archbishop The Right Honourable Reverend Justin Lewis OBE KBE PhD MSc FRHS & Bar Sit Ubu Sit [CITATION NEEDED]‘, with seven.

Then it’s a massive leap up to ‘Gordon Ridout’ with seventeen, ’Griff Rhys Answering This Quiz’ scoring nineteen, ‘The Compleat Justin Lewis (Tribute Act)’ with twenty four, and ‘Fran Hingston’s Favourite Best Pants’ with twenty eight. Edging just ahead is ‘Michael Parkinson’ with twenty nine, and finally ’Marrell Daclaine’, who as far as we know is not an episode of Brass Eye, but is the winner of the quiz, with a truly awe-inspiring thirty one points. Well done ‘Marrell’! Don’t spent it all on Meal Deals.

And coming up next? The return of Top Of The Titles, with some opening credits you won’t have seen in decades…

New Podcast! “Of Ingalls, Smiths And Fireflies”

Talk About The Weather is back! Well, technically it was back last week with a special episode about New Year’s Resolutions (which included doing more art, spending more time in bed, and, erm, watching more Blake’s 7), but here’s episode one proper.

Ben Baker (and not his top tribute act ‘Bin Beaker’) is your host and chats with Sara Hill about Joss Whedon’s Balek’s 7-infringing one moment of actual quite good-ness (even if he still couldn’t avoid working one of his tedious wank fantasies about not-particularly-bright girls in vest tops into it) Firefly, Chella Quint about the literary inspiration behind Little House On The Prairie of pretending-to-shoot-the-TV-when-the-little-one-falls-over infamy, and me evaluating the remasters of The Smiths‘ back catalogue and explaining why Morrissey is not particularly good at being a vegetarian. Not to mention some stuff about archive sausages and the ‘Cosbytron 3000′.

You can download it directly from here, or via iTunes, and don’t forget to have a look around the Talk About The Passion website while you’re there. “Other Civil Wars are available…”

The TV That Time Forgot Quiz! Part 2: Bagpuss Doesn’t Live Here Any More

Yes, it’s time for another plug for That Quiz Based On Trying To Work Out What Thirty Five Hopelessly Obscure TV Shows Might Have Involved From Their Titles Alone Which Somewhat Ironically Doesn’t Actually Have An In Any Way Concise Or Descriptive Or Evocative Title Itself Will Do Your Level Best To Comply With Your Wishes And Find True Happiness On The Occasion Of The Announcement Of Her Marriage To The Laird Of Kinleakie Of St Bartholemew’s Eve Which Prohibits Them Equally From Stealing Bread Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict So Until Next Week From This Week Next Week Argh Forgot To Include That One In The List Oh Well Etc Etc! The entries are pouring in thick and fast – seemingly most of them from what appear to be regular readers with the first letters of their name and surname transposed – but there’s still time to get yours in.

…and this time, there’s some clues! Below you will find the full list again, only with the judicious addition of a single word or phrase that has become overwhelmingly associated with said show in the minds of the one or… well, one person that remembers them. So, make your guesstimations, and post them either in the Comments box or on Twitter (Harreth G. Firons THIS MEANS YOU), and you could find yourself walking away with the coveted title of Out On Blue Six TV That Time Forgot Quiz Champion Of Champions 2012 And Associated Proper Length Title! So, those shows in full again (with clues):

How Do You Do!: ‘inclusivity’

Four On The Floor: ‘nerd’

The Top Hat Rabbits: ‘electric piano’

Sticks And Stones: ‘not This Is England ’86′

Skip & Fuffy: ‘hat-fuelled puns’

Hands: ‘not far Out Of Town enough’

The Outsiders: ‘where’s the remote?’

Play It Safe!: ‘that poster of him giving the thumbs up you used to get on buses’

Juice: ‘Hall (No Oates)’

King Greenfingers: ‘Amber Leigh’

Under The Same Sky: ‘tramline scratch’

S.P.L.A.T.: ‘we’re all going mad!!’

Over The Moon: ‘THE-MACHINE-OF-OBI-BLANK’

The Fire Raiser!: ‘Marwick!!’

Never Kiss Frogs: ‘no, but you can kiss me if you want’

Falcon Island: ‘children who ate their crusts’

Billy’s Christmas Angels: ‘their cover of Every Kinda People’

The Prom: ‘Schofield Is Not Amused’

Here’s Stilgoe: ‘piano-pounding-’Plum’-paraphrasing’

Sex!: ‘hand job’

The Gublins: ‘troll-fuelled puns’

Knock Knock [Special Bonus Round - there are actually TWO shows with this name!]: ‘hosanna-singing’/'knockers’

Children Of Totem Town: ‘peace pipe’

Ring-A-Ding: ‘£40 on eBay’

States Of Mind: ‘Windmill’s finished, then’

Thomas: ‘Not Clown’

Xerxes: ‘knickers’

The Secret Of Steel City: ‘Super-Gun’

Hey, It’s My Birthday Too!: ‘no it’s not, check the IBA Yearbook’

The Flying Kiwi: ‘it didn’t fly’

The Amazing Years Of Cinema: ‘JUNIOR?!?!?’

Primetime: ‘vibraphone’

Ticket To Ride: ‘no me neither’

S.W.A.L.K.: ‘stroppy sub-Altered Images theme song’

Watch This Space: ‘WAAAARGH![thud]‘

The TV That Time Forgot Quiz! Part 1: Bagpuss Who?

Yes, It’s Out On Blue Six Quiz Time! Or, judging from the response to previous excursions into the interactivity-heavy question-and-answer format, more like Out On Blue Six Quiz Couple-Of-Days-Until-It-Becomes-Painfully-Obvious-That-Nobody’s-Actually-Really-That-Interested. And it’s probably as impenetrable as Cabbages & Kings, as pointless as Vintage Quiz, and as likely to get booted into a less prominent timeslot mid-run as A Question Of Entertainment. Still, it’s all formatted and ready to run, so you’re getting a quiz whether you like it or not.

So what’s this quiz all about then? Well, it’s inspired by the recent ratings-topping The TV That Time Forgot shenanigans on these very pages, and below you’ll find a list of the names of thirty-five TV shows that are certainly well-remembered here at Out On Blue Six Towers, but have seemingly been entirely forgotten by just about everyone else in the known universe. And yes, that does include aliens who might have picked up those stray transmission signals archive TV fans tie themselves up in paraphysical knots over. Your mission is to try and figure out just what the shows behind the titles might have actually involved… but there’s a catch. One of the shows is entirely fictitious and never existed anywhere outside this post. But which one?

Post your best ‘guesstimates’ in the Comments box, or on Twitter, and the entrant who makes the greatest number of accurate guesses will be declared Out On Blue Six TV That Time Forgot Quiz Champion Of Champions 2012! Though please don’t just go looking them up in dusty archive files at the BFI and then post huge great lists of cast and crew and transmission dates; that just spoils it for everyone. This isn’t Dancing On Robin Carmody Ice, you know.

…and with that, let the TV Not-Remembering commence! Those widely-forgotten shows in full:

How Do You Do!

Four On The Floor

The Top Hat Rabbits

Sticks And Stones

Skip & Fuffy

Hands

The Outsiders

Play It Safe!

Juice

King Greenfingers

Under The Same Sky

S.P.L.A.T.

Over The Moon

The Fire Raiser!

Never Kiss Frogs

Falcon Island

Billy’s Christmas Angels

The Prom

Here’s Stilgoe

Sex!

The Gublins

Knock Knock [Special Bonus Round - there are actually TWO shows with this name!]

Children Of Totem Town

Ring-A-Ding

States Of Mind

Thomas

Xerxes

The Secret Of Steel City

Hey, It’s My Birthday Too!

The Flying Kiwi

The Amazing Years Of Cinema

Primetime

Ticket To Ride

S.W.A.L.K.

Watch This Space

The Top Ten TV That Time Forgot

“If it’s not famous for being good, notorious for being bad, or full of retrospective cultural significance, chances are that the average (in both senses) TV show – especially in the days when almost everything was made basically to be shown once – will soon fade from the public memory”

Earlier this year, I did a series of articles for the fabulous This Way Up blog counting down the top ten examples of TV That Time Forgot – those television shows that were absolutely massive in their day, but which have since been more or less entirely forgotten about. Unfortunately nobody seemed to read any of them, but they were a lot of fun and so here’s the whole lot in one handy linked-up blog post for your amusement.

Why did Points Of View recieve letters about an exploding punk? Who were Windy Miller’s medieval ancestors? What was Skiboy? Find out all of this – and more – in… The TV That Time Forgot!

…at Ten, it’s forgotten Watch With Mother puppet girl with a wishing flower on her dress, Bizzy Lizzy!

…at Nine, a short-lived variety show for a short-lived pop sensation in Hear’Say It’s Saturday!

…at Eight, Toyah-fronted teen-slanted controversy-happy sketch show Dear Heart!

…at Seven, before-they-were-famous primetime comedy from some people who’d probably rather not be reminded of it, Something For The Weekend!

…at Six, The Department Of Trade And Industry’s most intrepid investigator, Bognor!

…at Five, cheaply-rendered puppet fun with Nellyphant and pals in The Enchanted House!

…at Four, genre-inventing globe-straddling romantic-comedy-drama Small World!

…at Three, historical Trumptonshire chronicle Rubovia!

…at Two, ITC’s most ridiculous conceit for a blockbusting action series (and that’s going some), Skiboy!

…and The Nation’s Favourite TV Show That Time Forgot? Well, you’ll just have to click here to find out, won’t you!

We’re On The Way To Bethlehem!

Yes, it’s the most Christmassy video ever –  a hefty extract from the BBC’s Christmas Eve With Val Doonican from 1987, featuring the parrot-favouring cardigan-clad crooner performing On The Way To Bethlehem with the aid of St Philip’s Choir and internationally renowned recorder-ist Michala Petri.

There are many, many reasons why this is so fantastic. It’s a YouTubey era-straddling door into the twin lost worlds of quasi-surreal big budget Light Entertainment and the Golden Age Of Television that was the studio-bound mid-eighties BBC; it showcases one of the most likeable personalities in showbiz; it features a young lady who, to viewers of a certain age, is mentally filed alongside Sophie Aldred, Letitia Dean, Caron Keating, and Vanessa Amberleigh Off Of The Patch Stop From Playbus in the great pantheon of unwitting inspirers of unwholesome adolescent thoughts; and best of all it’s built around an uber-Festive rendition of one of the most joyfully soaring Christmas songs of them all.

And, as a bit of a special Christmas Bonus, here are a handful of Andrew Pixley-styled ‘Did You Know…?’ background facts…!:

Christmas Eve With Val Doonican was broadcast between 22:39pm and 23:27pm precisely on 24th December 1987, between a News bulletin read by Moira Stuart, and The First Communion Of Christmas, broadcast live from Moreton Methodist Church, Wirral.

- The show’s designer John Asbridge was something of a cornerstone of studio-bound mid-eighties Golden Age-Era BBC Television, his other credits including work on such fondly remembered shows as Galloping Galaxies!, Hokey Cokey, Eureka and – yes! – Sylvester McCoy-era Doctor Who.

- Michala Petri first performed on the BBC as a soloist on a Radio 3 concert recital at the tender age of eighteen. Her ludicrously extensive discography includes something called Piece En Forme De Hanbabera, which is probably not a classical arrangement of that boing-laden hoedown from the end credits of Captain Caveman; Los Angeles Street Concerto, which includes a section entitled Nele’s Dances (IDEANTSF!!); the album Scandanavian Moods which boasts such demented titles as A Crow Was Perched High Up A Tree, Theme From ‘Midsommarvaka’, and Paul Let His Hen Flutter In The Garden. She also later recorded a Christmas album in cahoots with Westminster Abbey Choir, and in 1989 showed up on Jim’ll Fix It, alongside the unlikely pairing of Geoff Capes and Kylie Minogue.

- Fellow Doonican-duetter and erstwhile Dallas star Howard Keel appears to have flown out especially for the taping of this show, although he did take the opportunity of this BBC stopover to guest on an edition of daytime ‘viewer feedback’ show Open Air, where the main topic of conversation appeared to be darts coverage.

- On The Way To Bethlehem, more officially known as Shepherd’s Pipe Carol, was written by composer John Rutter in 1967 when he was still at school. It is better than all homework anyone else has done ever.

- With the regular Music Show having ground to a halt in 1986, this was effectively Val Doonican’s last major appearance on the BBC. His next project was straight up travelogue Val Doonican’s Homeward Bound in 1989, after which he quietly retired from the small screen. More interestingly, he appeared on several editions of Play School in 1972, reading stories to the accompaniment of the famed ‘black background’-reliant Playboard Puppets.

- Other notable programmes seen on BBC Television on 24th December 1987 included the last ever Festive Edition of Play School, presented by Elizabeth Watts; the climactic episode of a repeat run of Benji Zax & The Alien Prince; the Going For Gold semi-finals that finally saw smug glasses-wearing smartarse Stefan Dias deservedly eliminated from the contest; The Lenny Henry Christmas Special, which saw Robbie Coltrane and Terence Trent D’Arby help out with a parody of The Rock’n’Roll Years; and the Jimbo And The Jet Set Christmas Special, Jinglebells Jimbo. Over on Radio 1, Jonathan Ross was rifling through his My Top Ten whilst Tom ‘Lofty’ Watt showcased his ‘Aternative Christmas’. Meanwhile, Radio 4 was deep in the throes of the season of Christmas Hancock repeats that so enraged Victor Lewis-Smith on that year’s Loose Ends Christmas Special.

- ITV on the other hand offered A Child’s Christmas In Wales, sadly based on Dylan Thomas’ literary masterwork rather than the John Cale song; episodes of Santa Barbara and The Sullivans; Christmas Specials of Sporting Triangles and Blockbusters; enough Disney films to constitute a contravention of the Health & Safety Act; and, opposite Christmas Eve With Val Doonican, A Duty Free Christmas. I’ll take the one with the singing, thanks. Conspicuous by its absence from the listings, however, was Hardwicke House. Channel 4, on the other hand, seemed to self-parodically devote most of its schedules to award-winning Czechoslovakian animations, though there was still room for repeats of The Comic Strip Presents… Consuela, and Jon Pertwee-headed drama-documentary-satire oddity The Curious Case Of Santa Claus

- According to the Radio Times, ‘Sky’ also appeared on this show; whether this was the prog-classical supergroup headed by John Williams or the mid-seventies HTV sci-fi serial starring some kid in an ill-fitting wig that everyone had started bizarrely raving about in 1987 for no readily obvious reason is sadly not clear.

- St Philip’s Choir’s 1988 album Sing For Ever! now fetches ridiculous amounts on eBay, despite being largely devoid of moogs, funks, and indeed breaks. Curiously less in demand, however, is their contemporaneous single combining covers of Orinoco Flow and Always There (Theme From Howard’s Way). The choir’s star performer, Jaymi Bantok, is inexplicably absent from this performance. Though the reasons for this are not known to us, his possible whereabouts on the recording date are furiously debated in the ‘comments’ underneath this YouTube video.

- “What kind of flute play the woman????”, asks ‘carlosaeiou’ on YouTube… we’re pleased to be able to confirm it is a Piccolo Recorder!

A Christmas ‘Stuff’ For You (From Tim Worthington And Ben Baker)

Yes indeed, it’s time for the fourth and final instalment of the Advent Podcasts, this time covering the extremely precise and clearly-defined subject of ‘Advent Stuff’. And what is ‘Advent Stuff’ exactly? Well, it’s all the Christmassy-but-not-Christmassy-in-itself ’stuff’ that we wanted to cover but couldn’t really fit into the categories of TV, Films or Music for the other shows. So that means terrifying Radio Times/TV Times covers, long-forgotten David Baddiel/Armando Iannucci radio project Soundbites, fab website spinoff book TV Cream Toys, TV Cream-inspiring radio documentary Trumpton Riots, Jimmy Tarbuck’s Annual Joke Tally, and loads more besides. Pure Rock’n'Roll!

 

You can download it here (or via iTunes), and get the first three parts here, here and here, and TV Cream Toys is available from all good bookshops including this here online one. And that – with our Blue Peter Advent Crown-aping two-episodes-in-one-week antics – is basically that for the Advent Podcasts, which you’ve hopefully all enjoyed. But keep an eye on Out On Blue Six over the next couple of days…!