Struggling to work out what to get for Christmas for that hard-to-buy-for person in your life? Well wonder no longer – The Nathan Petrelli Script-O-Matic is here to put an end to your present-buying woes!
Simply take any page of dialogue, and pick out one of the special NathanCards(TM) to select a word to randomly place at the start and end of each line. There’s over twelve to choose from, including:
“Ma”
“Pete”
“…End This!”
“That Haitian Guy”
“Matt”
“S’resh”
“thsgyznmzBAAAAARB”
The Nathan Petrelli Script-O-Matic – only from Drucker Industries!
Among the three thousand (approx.) minor sources of intrigue that keep me glued to Heroes, I remain bemused that nobody has yet thought to mention to Nathan that he has an extra brother. Perhaps Peter is working his way up to it, in anticipation of an Eastenders-style revelation over the Christmas dinner table. All the dithering will be rendered fairly pointless when Sylar turns up and ignites the Christmas pudding with a lightning bolt, in any case.