…and just in case you were thinking we’d lost sight of the traditions that have made Out On Blue Six what it is today (so, that’ll be a blog with slightly more readers than Here Is A Box – most of whom were looking for ‘eve myles tits’ – then), here’s a rundown of some of the more bizarre search queries that have pushed unwitting readers in this direction during the mid-season break. It’s probably kinder not to speculate on what they were hoping to actually find. Hopefully they all had fun doing the Michael Parkinson Quiz, though.
‘name of top cat’
‘is darrell on milk carton’
‘peter egan throws topov at dylan’
‘keith harris blue’
‘val doonican going home’
‘ben baker so much more than tv times in tv times’
‘is there a band that sings about torchwood’
‘louis walsh at christmas’
‘dempsey and makepeace credit font’
‘test card clown puppet doll dummy toy gonk’
‘is there a song like the beatles’
‘i am in love with the world by morph’
‘cat 56 where are you’
‘the grimleys is ending’
‘professor weeto compilation album’
‘did rachel from glee do anal porn’
‘hamble the doll (doll)’
‘russell brand we’re so sorry uncle albert’
‘stuart maconies chicken roaster’
‘who borrows a comb’
‘mike and joe who did the angry blog’
‘cartoon man with trashcan’
‘kristen bell whip marks on butt’
‘i gyrocopter i’
‘orville abducted children’
‘boss cat lawsuit’
‘jonathan sloman out of the trees’
‘kenny g songbird backing track’
‘little ted sold ebay’
‘charlie dimmock man wanked in her bra jailed’
‘keith allen comedy’
‘barnaby the bears my bbc noughts and crosses’
‘where do you buy top cat merchandise’
‘listen to me telesnaps’
‘mr pastrys name’
‘how easy is it to change the name of a cat’
‘was ronnie hazlehursts here come the zanies a single’
‘alan driscoll must set my people free’
‘father ted kidnapped duck’
‘john barrowman 2008 calendar’
‘are catherine tates tits bigger than dawn frenchs’
‘matthew gullivers ark’
‘was arthur petrelli powerful’
‘michael grade lost’
‘spangles in vodka and gin’
‘ram john holder is on the dole’
‘sabrina salerno had very big tits in the eighties’
‘looking for tvs alexei sayle’
‘sesame street big bird scares parkman’
‘sylvester mccoy believes in spitting image’
‘why dont wh smiths sell felt tip pens from 1960s’
‘sloman eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee’
‘jason donovan buys green spatula’
‘phil cool citrus spring translation’
‘why do people fight with guns in camberwick green’
‘herring stop’
