“Hi there Eurocats! Your old pal Funtastian Retrololz here. Press the Out On Blue Six Red Button NOW for a cheesetacular evening of Eurovision fun and frolics, all the way from where the party’s sw-*OW!!!!!!*”
Right, that’s more than enough of that. Instead of Funtastian and his six hours of ‘fun fact’-festooned jabbering over something you’re actually trying to watch, why join Out On Blue Six every day this week for a Eurovision-anticipating rundown of some of the fabbest songs ever to emerge from that much-maligned crackly phone line-prone televisual Song Contest. There’ll be Morrissey listening to the wrong side of a single, the world’s most bizarre Britpop revival, and Terry Wogan sighing “oh, not Granny!!”… along with a daily made-up ‘fact’ that it’s up to you to spot. What’s more, it’s guaranteed entirely 100% free from any kind of Lenny Beige In A Flourescent Tigerprint Suit Riding A Chopper Bike-style shenanigans. Press your Red Button never!